NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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