i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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