Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Your cock deserves a montage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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