So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
