Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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