OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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