There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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