I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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