Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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