dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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