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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings

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• (352): View more from Florida

  my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.

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  Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.

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• (716): View more from New York

  He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I really should sober up and deal with this hangover

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  It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning

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• (631): View more from New York

  Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.

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• (510): View more from California

  all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental

  (501): View more from Arkansas

  You gave him a bj, not a kidney

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