i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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