she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
be right there i have to get my cape
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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