I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Randomize
