I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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