do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Pants are for mortals
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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