There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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