Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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