next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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