do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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