i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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