I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
How's work?
Spinning.
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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