And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We were destined to go to rehab together
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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