Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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