NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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