The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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