her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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