well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
honey bunches of taint.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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