ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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