dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
