My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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