Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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