about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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