Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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