question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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