Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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