Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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