i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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