I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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