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  • 69 38
    Submitted by outdrinksyou on Aug 1, 11 at 3:24pm

    hopefully she's cute bc dammnnn she's dumb!

  • 74 49
    Submitted by noelani456 on Aug 1, 11 at 9:31pm

    It's called a margarita on the rocks... Duh

  • 66 44
    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 1, 11 at 3:49pm

    At least the disposal got a buzz.

  • 63 42
    Submitted by Kilo6Actual on Aug 1, 11 at 5:30pm

    That's alcohol abuse!

  • 62 52
    Submitted by dirtysouthtexas on Aug 1, 11 at 5:30pm

    Tequila should never go to waste, no matter how cheap or expensive it is.\nSad day.

  • 60 49
    Submitted by W_T_F on Aug 1, 11 at 8:23pm

    I hope she was as easy as she was stupid. Sounds like the garbage disposal is brighter than she is.

  • 50 36
    Submitted by UNconTROLLABLE on Aug 1, 11 at 10:58pm

    Bitch must die!!!

  • 52 47
    Submitted by FieryAngel on Aug 2, 11 at 2:41am

    Do you have any idea what kinda nasty, molded, left over crap is in your garbage disposal... You're a moron.

  • 48 45
    Submitted by R3X on Aug 1, 11 at 3:43pm

    What a party foul.

  • 48 46
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Aug 1, 11 at 8:30pm

    I hope she was completely wasted. No other explanation really.

  • 45 41
    Submitted by toosweetfortreat on Aug 1, 11 at 3:19pm

    Ummm. Wow. Disposals have drains. Live and learn I guess.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by fritzy909 on Aug 1, 11 at 9:20pm

    No such thing as good tequila that comes in a "handle" FYI

  • 46 46
    Submitted by robot00100 on Aug 1, 11 at 5:40pm

    Grandpa always did have the best tequila.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by gettinsum on Aug 1, 11 at 4:32pm

    Fucking blondes

    • 15 16
      Submitted by CoraRainebow on Jul 1, 13 at 12:07am

      Fucking assholes. This is why I dye my hair!

  • 45 47
    Submitted by likeaboss77 on Aug 1, 11 at 5:43pm

    That's just wrong. So wrong and so stupid.

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Charwinger21 on Aug 2, 11 at 4:44am

    Making margaritas and not shaking them? I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

  • 35 40
    Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Aug 3, 11 at 10:39am

    Charwinger, it has a handle so that you can pour it one-handed into a shot glass even tho it's a large bottle. If you are drinking straight out of a handle, you may have a problem. Or you are 19.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by monkeylove28 on Aug 1, 11 at 5:17pm

    I've never heard the term "handle" so much until I got this app. R we sure these texts aren't written versus real?

    • 46 56
      Submitted by Charwinger21 on Aug 2, 11 at 4:41am

      Handle is a U.S. term for a 40 (1.5 litres) as cheap alcohol in the U.S. has a handle on it so that you can drink straight from the bottle.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by pichu180 on Aug 1, 11 at 11:23pm

    That bitch!

  • 33 53
    Submitted by gangsterbarbie on Aug 2, 11 at 3:13am

    All of these texts are fake!