no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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