I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize
