carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
operation harelip BJ is a go
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
