Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
and you fell through a lawn chair
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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