he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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