That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Screwed.edu
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
