I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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