I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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