i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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