Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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