Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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