i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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