He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
