Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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