big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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