My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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