They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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