WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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