Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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