he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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