well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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