How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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