Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
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Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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