Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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